there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.
It takes up to…
No, wait- Horses in modern America are subject to…
Okay- Diapers are quality controlled by an elite team of…
You know what I got nothing. Absolutely nothing. What am I seeing here?
THIS IS MY FAVORITE SHOW OK
OMG THE LAST ONE
This person had their priorities straight!
99% of that was tacos
Tacos are the shit
someone mentioned april fools today, and it reminded me that last year a couple of radio DJs got taken off the air and almost faced felony charges because they told their audience that the local water supply was contaminated with “Dihydrogen Monoxide” and alot of people panicked
Dihydrogen - (two hydrogen)
Monoxide - (one oxygen)
some guys almost got arrested for telling people there was water in their taps.
How dare a woman use a relevant anatomically correct term in a debate about abortion!
sometimes I struggle to believe that the usa is a real country and not an elaborate joke
Sometimes we all struggle to believe that we’re a real country
I wanna see pictures of your lowest moment from 2013 go
I was in a Toy Story play.
And I loved it.
You’re an inspiration to us all