thisblogisnotgovernmentapproved:

"Lmaooo… She left her Facebook open so I hacked into it!!! <3 Love Ya girliee xoxo (:"

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(via raviravioli)



alcoholicgifts:

ecofrat:

me gettin stabbed as usual

"lol what can you do"

alcoholicgifts:

ecofrat:

me gettin stabbed as usual

"lol what can you do"

(Source: shovel2, via principl-amzy)



enemaroberts:

I loved spring breakers

enemaroberts:

I loved spring breakers

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via epic-humor)



paranoid:

crystvllized:

live fast die young drink capri sun

(Source: paranoid, via principl-amzy)



lesmiserablephantom:


WOW KATNISS THATS DEEP

lesmiserablephantom:

WOW KATNISS THATS DEEP

(Source: p0ltergeist, via swarnpert)



supersmashthestatebros:

okay, I lied. I don’t have my license to kill, but I do have my learner’s permit. as soon as my mom gets here, you’re toast.

(via swarnpert)



fencehopping:

My friend is having his first child in a couple weeks. While drunk, he decided to have a go at diaper changing.

fencehopping:

My friend is having his first child in a couple weeks. While drunk, he decided to have a go at diaper changing.

(via hotpoultrywings)



captain-mycaptain:

dirku:

nonomella:

that terrifying moment when everything is happily resolved but the book still has 200 pages left

that terrifying moment when there’s too many things that need resolving but the book has only 20 pages left

EITHER WAY

IT’S JUST LIKE

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(via sentimental-wink)



She has become a beacon of hope for them.

(Source: peetakmellark, via secretsnsugarcubes)



zootedboy:

sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.

(via black-eyed-fallen-human)



(Source: iraffiruse, via potatognut)



clubhuman:

i hate when mosquitos do that

clubhuman:

i hate when mosquitos do that

(Source: canahdian, via hahapenis)








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