"Lmaooo… She left her Facebook open so I hacked into it!!! <3 Love Ya girliee xoxo (:"
me gettin stabbed as usual
"lol what can you do"
I loved spring breakers
live fast die young drink capri sun
WOW KATNISS THATS DEEP
okay, I lied. I don’t have my license to kill, but I do have my learner’s permit. as soon as my mom gets here, you’re toast.
My friend is having his first child in a couple weeks. While drunk, he decided to have a go at diaper changing.
that terrifying moment when everything is happily resolved but the book still has 200 pages left
that terrifying moment when there’s too many things that need resolving but the book has only 20 pages left
IT’S JUST LIKE
She has become a beacon of hope for them.
sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.
i hate when mosquitos do that